Totes Bags

 Totes That Speak Louder Than Words

 Your bag should say more than “I carry stuff.” Ours say I love my cat, dogs are my personality, and yes, I’m queer—thanks for noticing. These funny, statement totes are perfect for everyday errands, pride parades, or carrying emotional support snacks in style.

 Whether you’re rocking a “dog mom” tote, repping queer joy, or slinging around a bag that tells the world you’re too tired for small talk, our totes are as expressive as they are functional.

• 🐾 Pet‑Obsessed Picks: From whiskered puns to pup-powered sass, tote your pet obsession everywhere you go.
• 🌈 Queer‑Friendly & Loudly Proud: Celebrate LGBTQ+ identity with bags that affirm your truth, spark conversation, and never apologize.
• 😂 Snappy One‑Liners: Witty quotes that hit harder than caffeine on a Monday—and last longer, too.
• ♻️ Eco‑Smart & Style‑Savvy: Durable, reusable, and sustainably chic—because saving the planet looks good on you.

Our totes do the talking, carry the load, and never miss the punchline.